shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via pizza)

"How you expect to run with the wolves come night, when you spend all day sporting wit’ the puppies?"

Omar Little (via tittyenthusiast)

(via bekkyheathersinclaire)

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

(via stay-g0ld-kid)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via pizza)

"Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego."

"but you don’t act black"

please tell white people that this will never be a compliment (via blkdzn)

(via bekkyheathersinclaire)