*puts shoulder on son* hand

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via pizza)

"How you expect to run with the wolves come night, when you spend all day sporting wit’ the puppies?"

Omar Little (via tittyenthusiast)

(via bekkyheathersinclaire)


my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

(via stay-g0ld-kid)


can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via pizza)

"Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego."

"but you don’t act black"

please tell white people that this will never be a compliment (via blkdzn)

(via bekkyheathersinclaire)